Friday, October 15, 2010

waste of time

I think I have mental problems when it comes being annoyed. Thats the the first step right? admit that you have a problem. I can get to the point where I can't even look at a person. For instance...I mega loathe jumping photos, and the people in them. (pretty powerful huh?) You know these pictures, where people get in a line, count 1...2...3...JUMP! Idiots. I am all for capturing action moments if it is genuine. But whats the point of this? I have been part of these jumping photos and in my mind I am literally jumping into a volcano. Jumping moments should never be captured, if you ever even think about taking a jumping picture...just throw your camera on the ground and jump on it. Ha, take a photo of that. I hate music shout outs during a song. "For the hottest hip-hop and R&B tracks visit ihiphopdistribution.com!" Thanks for ruining this song with your obnoxious voice, that's really want I want to do is visit your wack site. O great, get creative with it now...auto tune this bullshit to make it sound better. really helping your cause. past two sentences are heavily dosed with sarcasm if you couldn't tell. somebody made a great song and you cant create a fingerpaint...so you result in ruining theirs; slick move asshole. I also hate getting calls prior to 7am. Think for one second...am I really awake at this hour, and if so...will I be coherent enough to answer your question. doubt it. who is awake and ready to rock pre-sunrise. 12% of the nation...think I high balled that one. I don't care who you are...but when I see you show up on my caller-ID...silencio. go to bed. Have movie ticket prices skyrocketed? Matinee is 7 bucks. I thought they were like 4dollars. damn economy/inflation/government/greedy bastards. Ever go to the gym and see out of shape personal trainers? let me get on their plan. 2 weeks in the doughnut shop I could look like you? where do I sign? I am going to buy what you are selling because it works so nicely for you. Anybody have DVD players that wont let you skip the previews. I get this stop hand in the corner...All I see is the soup nazi holding his hand up with a steaming bowl of No skip for you! I mean really...this little $20 dvd player is going to prevent me from the menu screen. I have been beat by a tiny black box. Glad I have a college degree.

Pure bliss...lets lower that heart rate...I know my adrenaline is pumping. I think I have back sweat.

Wiz Khalifa - Know your name


Kid Cudi - Maniac...yo prep the textual shout out on the video. HA classic


Phoenix - Run Run Run


Lets hit for the cycle eh...prep the 4 banger
La Roux - In for the Kill [Remix] (Ft. Kanye West)

Monday, August 30, 2010

Water Logged

I got water in my ear, and couldn't get it out. Turned into an ear infection. I hate my life. I was in the Willamette River (Heads up people it might as well be a nuclear waste plant on the river bed) Let me paint this picture for you...I am sitting in traffic in an intersection with water in my ear and a biker passes me. This is the most painful thing that can happen on the road. Here this biker is going green and getting to their destination quicker than myself. So, I am slower and killing the earth. shit. I want to find a good ab workout, Clemens is going to jail (Baseball blows) Paris Hilton is going to jail (who cares). I have just come to the realization that I have OCD. My contacts in my phone must have first and last name even if it is my family. Like I have more than one Mom and Dad (idiotic) yet it says Mom Winkler and Dad Winkler. Odd to me. Likewise for my itunes, everything has artist, song title, tract number, and album artwork. I need to be on meds. Classic Pill Popper

Song choice of the day: there is two! don't freak out peep both, cop 'em, load 'em, drop 'em, whatever you please. Let your hair down and get you tip top tunes on...yip yip yeee!

Lauryn Hill - Repercussions


Chiddy Bang - Fresh Like Us

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Petty Change

Why the hell do parking meters only accept quarters. What am I supposed to do with my silvers?! This idea is horse shit. What am I supposed to do with all my change now, wrap it? Bum it? I feel like a pack rat, my ash tray is full of nickels and dimes. The silvers are the worst; pennies are copper, individuals, good look. Nickels are fat…gross. Dimes are small and skinny always falling in between the cushions, annoying. I don’t even like looking at them. I hate parking meters. I now see why free parking is the best spot on monopoly, I don’t need the jackpot; just take my Roosevelts and Jeffersons. Low key heated.


2 smiles today. One for the Nickel, and one for the Dime. I have found the best Kool-aid combo. Ice Blue Raspberry and Blastin Berry Cherry. Mix these together and it is pure bliss, the color is entrancing, the taste is indescribable. Go pour yourself a glass. Secondly, for you slow jam love bugs. Audio Push – Up N Down. I don’t know much about these people, but they worth your time. No metaphors here…just listen to them.



Plug in People

Monday, June 7, 2010

Monday

Mondays are the worst. Grabbed an apple, if the saying is true about an apple of your eye I am rolling to the library with a shiner. This apple must have been the bad one of the bunch, one bite and got chucked. So here I am walking to the library with a bad taste in my mouth...literally. So, now I get to explore the library and see if I can find a table with an outlet within a hop skip and a jump. Any other day it is a hop and a skip, but this time I got smart, I brought my power strip, increased my range. Gotta use your brain at the Library right? I would be envious of all the people with their Macs, (but I have already had a poor experience with an apple today) so it doesnt bother me too much. It is what it is. Great way to start the study session off...

On a positive note, the longer I walk around this hell hole, the more I enjoy a little piece of heaven with Drake's new album Thank Me Later. Surviving the grind is simply treading water trying not to drown, music is the motivation to keep your head afloat. Better not snooze on this pleasure piece. Emphasis on Track 7 Fancy (Ft. T.I. and Swizz)



Elevate yourself People